Beef Lo Mein, Fried Rice and Crab Rangoon
It’s 5’oclock, I’ve been here since noon!
Wonton soup and General Tso’s
I’ve filled myself from head to toes!
Egg Foo Yong and Chicken wings
I gorge myself with rolls from Spring.
Sesame Seed Beef, fried lumps of bliss
Oh, egg rolls that I almost missed!
Beef on sticks, chicken too
Don’t forget the duck sauce goo!
Four Happiness, Marco Polo’s Delight,
Scallion Pancake and dumplings, try as I might
I cannot stop, I’m pushing through
My stomach is bulging, I might just spew
Management and staff group together
Discussing my gluttonous endeavor
To eat them out of house and home
Kick me out? Or leave me alone?
They are curious you see,
How much food can fit into little ole’ me?
By closing time the humor is lost
Their curiosity is not worth the cost!
They toss me out, out on my rear
They’ll call the police if I ever again come near!